Audreys Playland

K. So my last blog was too depressing. I had to write another. I kept reading it. And well, it made me cry. So I'm doing something about it. NEW BLOG! All these pictures below make my frown turn upside down. 

Yeyah Mommy, I'm ready to go boardin!

 Audrey is so funny these days. She really thinks she is the new Lady Gaga. Whenever I ask her if she's Lady Gaga, she grabs her sunglasses and puts them on. I shit you not. She's hilarious. I cant believe how much she learns each day. She also imitates EVERYTHING i do. No joke. Thats #1 where the 'Shit' problem came from. #2, She talks on the phone like I do, holds it to her ear and jabbers away. She loves to yell into it..."HI" and laugh. #3... I had a cold a few weeks back. She saw me blowing my nose into the tissue. So now its her favorite game. She blows her nose into the tissue and hands it to me. We share germs.


Being true to my Mamarazzi status, I follow Audrey around with a camera at all times. Yes, its hard to believe, but this child will have almost every moment of her life captured in a photo or video. Sorry dear. Even when you start potty training I will be close by with a camera.

Here she is showing me how she brushes her hair

And how she brushes her teeth. Four molars are coming through and I think the toothbrush helps with the swelling and pain

Audrey is so dainty. Such a girl. Not only by the way she loves to jabber into the phone, but when she plays on her toys she is so cautious and slow

Atleast she has good hygeine...she wont be the 'stinky' kid

She is pretty easy to entertain

I'm pretty sure the washing maching is the new Tickle Me Elmo...here she is saying...ooooh mama shiz..

I'm gonna get you mama

Her 'Pirate' face...ARG 

BOING

Trying to eat the stopper..then she rips them off the wall. I dont know how to replace them. If anyone out there knows how to put new door stoppers on, come on over

Ooooh Mama Shiz...

The blinds are next on the destroy list

Towels!

The Audrey Towel Destroy Dance!

Mommy loves you...Destroyer and all...

Sorry this above picture is of me half nakey. I walk around like this at home. Dont act like you dont walk around in your workout clothes too.

Totally off topic....wanna see my sweet new, sorta used, totally given to me, climbing shoes? Hells yeah! Can we say...FASHION STATEMENT! I think I'll wear them to church for Midnight Mass...

Soo, wanna see some fun stuff that I've been dealing with lately?

The white powdery stuff falling from the sky! Of course, Audrey has played in the snow while we hike and snowshoe, but she was amazed with how it came from the sky...of course, I needed to photodocument the entire thing

Oooooh Mama Shiz....

Mama this stuff is BRRR...Mama Shiz...

Get me away from this door...mama Shiz...(yes, my child does say the phrase..."Oooh Mama shi(z)"...quite frequently and its a habbit we are trying to break

So the next morning I awake at 430am to make it to my shift, because it was obviously apparant that it was snowing and I had to shovel my way out of the driveway. I even did my hair curly. (I NEVER do my hair curly)

See, proof of my curly 'do for the day...

So I run outside to take Audrey to my parents and I find this (well, sorta this. This picture was taken after I had taken my kitchen broom to it to get some snow off)

Thankfully my dad came and saved the day. Phew!

 14inches of fresh new powder atop my car. Damn me for not cleaning out my garage to park it inside. Damn damn damn! (damn will surely be Audreys next work now...shit)

Snow is very fun actually. There are lots and lots to do and play in it (just no bueno to have to drive in it) I wanted to takeAudrey again snowshoeing, but this time with my Mother, who is a complete bad ass. Let me tell you why. She did Bikram Yoga in the morning, called me on her way home and was like...'Hey, Pamela, lets go snowshoeing!' She had never been before, went and rented the shoes and came along! Now you all see where i get the sickness from...

This is the beginning of the trail, where you were the YakTrax we talked about in the last blog

Just gettin strapped in the snowshoes

Heading up towards the trailhead

And we're off!

Doughnut Falls!

In the Winter time I feed Audrey like a mamabird feeds her babybird.

So I still have many fun activities and funny things to blog...this is just the beginning. Some may also be dark and gloomy like my last blog too so be warned..I have just one thing to say right now...

I am the Mamaface, she is the Cheeserface, and you, sir, are the Loserface of the three. Sorry. Sucks to be you!

Peace out yo! Until next time!